Sunday, February 25, 2007
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Ok SissyJo, listen up. Pay close attention to what I have to say. Christmas is right around the corner...I'll explain to you later what Christmas is all about but for now just know that with Christmas comes the potential of getting a lot of gifts! What are gifts, you ask?...don't worry about that either because you won't know the difference...what I need you to do is help me out. Together, with our combined attraction we can melt the hearts of anyone...especially the grandparents. Grandparents are suckers for kids our age. Just follow my lead...listen, all you have to do is smile, make noises and laugh when they pick you up...stuff like that. I have a strategy all my own...I'll say their name (that gets them the most), I'll walk towards them with my arms extend in their general direction (that works as well), I'll dance, rap, make animal sounds, etc. The cutest thing that I do is close my eyes really tight and pray for them, man that gets things rolling! You should see their reaction! SissyJo, I think were going to make a great team.
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Tuesday, October 31, 2006

There's nothing like being out on the old farm. Dirt in your diaper and dust in your hair. The smell of manure in the air. I must admit, I'm a country boy! If time would permit, I would've been playing in this field all day long. Thousands of pumpkins to choose from, and they tell you just to pick one...oh how difficult a decision it would be. Nonetheless, I conquered, and conquered well...I zoned in on the perfect pumpkin, after falling numerous times in the pursuit, I accomplished the task. Oh, only if everyday was dirt day!
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Thursday, August 10, 2006

Let's all be honest, who really takes the time to get out of the lake and use the commode...exactly, virtually no one. We know what's happening when you're standing in waste deep water, you're not moving and you're wearing a face like the one you see here. Those are sure tell-tell signs for anyone in your general vicinity to vacate quickly or get up stream. Grant it, a lake is bigger then a bath tub but the same principle applies. I'm talking about the "ONE's" not the "TWO's"! For the love of all that is sanitary, that's not cool. Trust me, I did it once while bathing and though it is covenant, the embarrassment to follow is never worth it. I've destroyed a many of bath waters with that little move, so my advice is take some extra time and get out. Hopefully, you the readers were inspired by this blog, but not just inspired...hopefully, you were changed! Recap: The "One's" are ok, the "TWO's" are bad.
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